
The 2032 Mexico City Olympics was a time for the world to rejoice over.
Athletes in the 800 Meters race.
The event[]
The 2032 Mexico City Olympics was a time for the world to rejoice over. It was not very controversial beyond a few drug cheats and was known for it's honesty and fair play.
Medals[]
Rank | NOC | Gold | Silver | Bronze | Total | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Total (95 NOCs) | 307 | 310 | 361 | 971 | ||
1 | China(CHN) | 43 | 29 | 29 | 103 | |
2 | United States (USA) | 42 | 28 | 23 | 92 | |
3 | Great Britain(GBR) | 29 | 17 | 19 | 65 | |
4 | Russia (RUS) | 24 | 25 | 32 | 81 | |
5 | South Korea (KOR) | 13 | 8 | 7 | 28 | |
6 | Germany (GER) | 11 | 19 | 14 | 44 | |
7 | France (FRA) | 11 | 11 | 12 | 34 | |
8 | Italy (ITA) | 8 | 9 | 11 | 28 | |
9 | Hungary (HUN) | 8 | 4 | 6 | 18 | |
10 | Australia (AUS) | 7 | 16 | 12 | 35 | |
11 | Japan (JPN) | 7 | 14 | 17 | 38 | |
12 | Kazakhstan (KAZ) | 7 | 1 | 5 | 13 | |
13 | Netherlands (NED) | 6 | 6 | 8 | 20 | |
14 | Ukraine (UKR) | 6 | 5 | 9 | 20 | |
15 | a New Zealand (NZL) | 6 | 2 | 5 | 13 | |
16 | Cuba (CUB) | 5 | 3 | 7 | 15 | |
17 | Iran (IRI) | 4 | 5 | 3 | 12 | |
18 | Jamaica (JAM) | 4 | 4 | 4 | 12 | |
19 | Czech Republic (CZE) | 4 | 3 | 3 | 10 | |
20 | North Korea (PRK) | 4 | 0 | 2 | 6 | |
21 | Spain (ESP) | 3 | 10 | 4 | 17 | |
22 | Brazil (BRA) | 3 | 5 | 9 | 17 | |
23 | South Africa (RSA) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 6 | |
24 | Ethiopia (ETH) | 3 | 1 | 3 | 7 | |
25 | Croatia (CRO) | 3 | 1 | 2 | 6 | |
26 | Belarus (BLR) | 2 | 5 | 5 | 12 | |
27 | Romania (ROU) | 2 | 5 | 2 | 9 | |
28 | Kenya (KEN) | 2 | 4 | 5 | 11 | |
29 | Denmark (DEN) | 2 | 4 | 3 | 9 | |
30 | Azerbaijan (AZE) | 2 | 2 | 6 | 10 | |
Poland (POL) | 2 | 2 | 6 | 10 | ||
32 | Turkey (TUR) | 2 | 2 | 1 | 5 | |
33 | Switzerland (SUI) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 4 | |
34 | Lithuania (LTU) | 2 | 1 | 2 | 5 | |
35 | Norway (NOR) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 4 | |
36 | Canada (CAN) | 1 | 5 | 12 | 18 | |
37 | Sweden (SWE) | 1 | 4 | 3 | 8 | |
38 | Colombia (COL) | 1 | 3 | 4 | 8 | |
39 | Georgia (GEO) | 1 | 3 | 3 | 7 | |
Mexico (MEX) | 1 | 3 | 3 | 7 | ||
41 | Ireland (IRL) | 1 | 1 | 3 | 5 | |
42 | Argentina (ARG) | 1 | 1 | 2 | 4 | |
Serbia (SRB) | 1 | 1 | 2 | 4 | ||
Slovenia (SLO) | 1 | 1 | 2 | 4 | ||
45 | Tunisia (TUN) | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | |
46 | Dominican Republic (DOM) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | |
47 | Trinidad and Tobago (TRI) | 1 | 0 | 3 | 4 | |
48 | Uzbekistan (UZB) | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | |
49 | Latvia (LAT) | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | |
50 | Algeria (ALG) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | |
Guangdong (GGG) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | ||
Bahamas (BAH) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | ||
Grenada (GRN) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | ||
Uganda (UGA) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | ||
Venezuela (VEN) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | ||
Congo (CGO) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | ||
Central African Republic (CAF) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | ||
58 | India (IND) | 0 | 2 | 4 | 6 | |
59 | Mongolia (MGL) | 0 | 2 | 3 | 5 | |
60 | Thailand (THA) | 0 | 2 | 1 | 3 | |
61 | Egypt (EGY) | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | |
62 | Slovakia (SVK) | 0 | 1 | 3 | 4 | |
63 | Armenia (ARM) | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | |
Belgium (BEL) | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | ||
Finland (FIN) | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | ||
67 | Bulgaria (BUL) | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | |
Estonia (EST) | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | ||
Indonesia (INA) | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | ||
Malaysia (MAS) | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | ||
Puerto Rico (PUR) | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | ||
Chinese Taipei (TPE) | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | ||
79 | Botswana (BOT) | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | |
Cyprus (CYP) | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | ||
Gabon(GAB) | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | ||
Guatemala(GUA) | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | ||
Palestine (PAL) | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | ||
Montenegro (MNE) | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | ||
Portugal (POR) | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | ||
Quebec (QUE) | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | ||
Cook Islands(COK) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | ||
87 | Greece(GRE) | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | |
Moldova (MDA) | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | ||
Qatar (QAT) | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | ||
Singapore (SIN) | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | ||
91 | Afghanistan (AFG) | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | |
Bahrain (BRN) | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
Hong Kong (HKG) | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
Saudi Arabia (KSA) | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
Kuwait (KUW) | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
Morocco (MAR) | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
Tajikistan (TJK) | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
98 | Catalonia (CAT) | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | |
Kurdestan (Kur) | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
Falkland Islands and St. Georgia (FLK) | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
Saint Kitts and Nevis (SKN) | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Chechen bomb threat[]
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The 4 drug cheats[]
3 Russian wieght lifters and an American wrestler were booted for taking performance inhancing steriods.
Other stuff[]
- A German rower voluntarily left the Olympic village because she was married to leading Austrian National Socialists activist.
- An Australian rower was expelled from the Australian team after vandalizing shops and a bus shelter whilst drunk.
- A St. Kittian sprinter was removed from the men's 100m sprint before the heats by the St. Kitts and Nevis Olympic Committee after leaving the Athletes' Village without permission to spend a night in a hotel with a local prostitute.
- A Swiss footballer was sent home by the Swiss Olympic football team after he sent a tweet following their 7-2 loss against South Korea, saying that South Koreans "can go burn under a nuke" and referred to them as a "bunch of Syngman Rhee loving mongoloids" and "turd heads.".
- The US and English Olympic Committee imported food for their athletes, citing baseless concerns regarding the safety of food products produced in Mexico.
- A Spanish spectator was expelled from the Portugal vs. Spain muggle quidditch (real word variant of the Harry Potter game) final for wearing a t-shirt with the slogan- "Mata a todos los Portugueses y los Gibraltareños!" ("Kill all Portuguese and Gibraltarians!"). Spain ultimately lost to Portugal at the end of the match any way.
- A South Korea burst on to the hockey field during a S. Korea/Japan match holding a banner with a message written in Korean, "독도는 우리 땅!" (Transliteration- "Dokdo neun uri ttang!". English- "Dokdo is our territory!"). Japan beat S. Korea in the match anyway.